Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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