Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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