Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
