This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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