So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My dick has a subreddit
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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