Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I had to cum in my sink.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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