went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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