I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Randomize
