I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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