why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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