Me too!
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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