Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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