the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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