i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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