I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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