It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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