They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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