Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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