If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
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