pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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