Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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