I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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