That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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