oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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