I accidentally burped into my bong.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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