i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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