THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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