I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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