so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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