why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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