how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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