I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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