spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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