i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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