I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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