I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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