It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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