I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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