If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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