butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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