Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Randomize
