White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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