We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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