everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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