Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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