tell your sister to shave her snatch
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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