Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I'm really busy with my period
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