my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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