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K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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