ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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